I'm like scratching my head and I'm thinking, how come?
Because you can die.
I don't care if it's over easy, fried, poached.
I don't care if it's an omelet.
I don't care if it's eggs Benedict.
I don't care if it's just in your mayo, which is kind of funny because how come we're told
not to leave the mayonnaise out in the sun because you can die?
Why would we die if you leave that peanut fish sandwich that has mayo outside too long?
you got to keep it refrigerated or you can die. How come we can't leave egg salad in the sun all
day? Because chances are someone's going to say, dear Lord, throw that egg salad out. You're going
to die. Cause I'm still trying. I'm like scratching my head and I'm thinking, how come if you leave
some cucumber salad outside on the table and in the sun, you're not going to die. You can leave
a freaking steak sandwich out there on the table at a picnic for hours, come to it and be like,
whoa, this is a good steak sandwich. I'm just going to eat this now. But the minute you leave
an egg salad out there on the table and you went out there playing Frisbee for a couple of hours
and that egg salad sitting on the table, someone's going to say, oh my God, don't eat that.
Smack it out of your hand, slam you in the face while you spit out that egg salad. And they're
going to say, what do you want to die? How come? Because eggs can explode with bacteria and
pathogens. That's why. Because too many people have gotten sick from eggs sitting out too long.
They've gotten sick food poisoning. How is that possible? Is it okay? What about an orange sitting
out on the table half the day? Are you going to die if your orange is sitting on the picnic table
for half the day? Are you going to die then? You can go up there and eat that orange. But you leave
that egg salad out there too long, you're playing Russian roulette, man. Next thing you know, you're
barfing your brains out. You're shitting your brains out. You're in the hospital. You're on IVs.
Your system is crashed. Your immune system's crashed. Your adrenals are crashed. Because
that mayo, that egg can proliferate, man. It can explode in bugs because bugs feed off of eggs.
I'm sorry to tell you, but it's more than that. Bugs inside of our body feed on the eggs we eat.
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